unclefather:

thelilnan:

darylfranz:

【画像】 カニvsワニ! カニの勝利! - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

"shhh stop talking"

unclefather:

thelilnan:

darylfranz:

【画像】 カニvsワニ! カニの勝利! - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

"shhh stop talking"

(via olivegarden)

vvhitechicks:

majere636:

vvhitechicks:

if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate

as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate

actual scientific proof

(via urluring)

grinsoviet:

Forbidden love

grinsoviet:

Forbidden love

(via louistopsfuckers)

Actual conversation at a party last night

Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?

Me: I, um. I-I don't care?

Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

vamellope:

the general public is a truly amazing category of human beings

(via hxrcvles)

timeywimeymindpalace:

kaitmpayne:

One of the most accurate depictions of a panic attack that I’ve ever seen.

Thank you. Just thank you. Far too many people don’t seem to grasp the concept of what a panic attack actually is. Getting upset is not a panic attack. This is. 

(via booberrycastiel)

teiubescja:


Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

Um I think you’re mocking J over here. 

teiubescja:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

Um I think you’re mocking J over here. 

(via captainjadeeosaurr)

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

image

(via unempire)

"I made my choice a long time ago, and I’m never gonna leave you."

(via humany-wumany)

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no this makes me sad

dw

rock-flag-and-jerkface:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write

then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love each other

(via captainjadeeosaurr)

x

(via jawllines)

niallhorantheirish:

One Direction - Steal My Girl (Acoustic Version) [Audio]

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via hotboyproblems)

myherocomplex:

aleksandarhohenberg:

queen elizabeth wasnt allowed to climb stairs by herself growing up so when she became queen she ran up and down the stairs because no one could stop her

I don’t even care if it’s true it should be

(via monochromaticmusician)